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Labour Leadership
So far three optimistic Starmer replacements are planning to metaphorically stab him in the back. Rachel from accounts may present the perfect opportunity. Burnham, Streeting and Rayner are on manoeuvres. Who needs friends like this crew?
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Beaujolais Nouveau
Traditionally you should have Coq Au Vin with your wine. In my experience it’s a faff to prepare. Instead my recipe requires you to bung all the ingredients in your slow cooker and cook for 7 hours. 8 Chicken Drumsticks, 2 TBSP minced Garlic, 1 diced onion, 300ml BBQ sauce, Chicken stock 300ml, 1 TBSP… Continue reading Beaujolais Nouveau
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Wes Streeting
Demonstrating much more political aplomb than our “no mark” Prime Minister. The Health Secretary was delighted to proclaim that he was and always had been a faithful. If “never here” Starmer had any sense he would get rid of that piss artist Morgan McSweeeney. Wes Streeting is criticising the BMA accusing them as acting as… Continue reading Wes Streeting
BBC News
A corrupt organisation. They promulgate fake news and propaganda for GOD (government of the day). Well they have been found out. Tim Davie, Director General and someone we have never even heard of Deborah Turness have effectively been sacked. They won’t mention that because they are still in fake news mode. I hope Donald Trump… Continue reading BBC News
Alan Carr
The Celebrity Faithful are a bunch of morons not to realise Alan Carr was a traitor!
LFC v Real Madrid
Trent Alexander Arnold made a big mistake leaving Liverpool for Real Madrid. He got a hostile reception at Anfield Tuesday night. Liverpool won with a MacAllister goal. Conor Bradley castrated Sid Vicious whilst Thibaut Courtois showed why he is a great goal keeper. Adios Trent “el rata” Arnold
Tossers
Andrew “if cap fits” Mountbatten Keir “no mark” Starmer Rachel from accounts Bernard “c**t” Ingham Margaret “bitch” Thatcher
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Andrew
No longer Prince Andrew, instead Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. Both names,altered during WWI because of their Germanic connections. Mountbatten formerly Battenberg and Windsor formerly Saxe-Coburg Gotha . Nobody in their right mind would want to be associated with Mountbatten. Just research Louis Mountbatten and the Kincora boys home in Northern Ireland. Perhaps it’s a clever way… Continue reading Andrew
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Lamey Tugs 1960
Bye Bye
Bella and Bertie have had enough
Andrew
Just one in a long line of parasites, has been stopped calling himself Duke of York. His past friendship with Epstein was toxic. The man won’t apologise for it. He is probably having his Christmas Dinner at the Pizza Express in Woking with someone who likes her toes sucked.
Traitors
Lumbered with a cast of dim, “no mark” celebrities. Their missions are laughable , dreamed up by a mediocre BBC production crew. Wailing Banshees is a good example. Jonathan Ross is past his sell by date. They have even leaked the result. Spoilers has the result.
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Temet Nosce
know thyself
Pavarotti
12.10.1935 – 2.9.2007 Nessun Dorma
Traitors
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Heaton Park Synagogue
Deliberately targeted for Yom Kippur the atrocity at Heaton Park resulted in two dead and three seriously injured. The perpetrator was shot dead by police, who were almost immediately at the scene. There is a rising tide of antisemitism against the back drop of genocide in Gaza. Some can’t distinguish between the actions of Israel… Continue reading Heaton Park Synagogue
Mark Rowley
Seems incapable of stamping out the unacceptable behaviour by some of his Metropolitan Police Officers. We have had enough of his weasel words and galloping inaction. He should resign or be sacked.
Banksy
We would of course never display his current work which has upset the authorities.
Rosena Allin-Khan
It’s funny that no mention is ever made of Rosena. Allin-Khan resigned from the Shadow Cabinet of Keir Starmer on 4 September 2023, criticising Shadow Health Secretary Wes Streeting’s advocacy for outsourcing the National Health Service (NHS) to the private sector. She also said that Starmer did “not see a space for a mental health… Continue reading Rosena Allin-Khan
Sister Theresa
Sister Theresa is joining the editorial board.
RIP
Jota
Liverpool are to retire the number 20 shirt in honour of forward Diogo Jota, who tragically died in a car crash along with his brother Andre Silva. Bella the Liver Bird is still very sad.
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